Friday, December 01, 2006

Afternoon Delight

The TomKat honeymoon gets rained out. Where's your Xenu now? [A Socialite's Life]

Ever-relentless in her quest to actually become a Valley of the Dolls character, Lindsay Lohan goes on a tirade against her former assistant at a GQ party. The funniest part about this is that Will Ferrell reportedly commented, "Who cares about that freak anymore, anyway?" [Page Six]

Britney and Paris: back on! [Perez Hilton]

Jodie Sweetin can't get into Hyde. No surprise there. I think TMZ ran this story entirely so they could make a "Full House" joke. [TMZ]

Kathy Griffin survives airplane scare. [Celebrity Buzz]